The Antics of Colm

1/25/15

Teleportation

Just found this prompt: "If you could travel to any location in the universe - where would you travel and why?"

Haha, so my close friends might understand the inside joke here (wink, wink) but if you're just a regular stranger continue on.

Hmmm....I'm pretty happy where I am, and I've done some traveling in my life so far. I've never been to Egypt, but my best friends and I have been considering a trip. I think it would be amazing. I'd love to see all of the archaeological sites and the pyramids. I've always been fascinated by mysteries.

I mean just look at that, isn't it amazing? I'd be wary of the politics and the protesting of course, but my mates and I would be safe, I'm sure.

1/24/15

Ten Things You Want To Say To Ten Different People Right Now!

I haven't posted in ages. I've been busy. That's all I'm going to say on the topic, either acquiesce or leave.

So I saw this as a blog challenge. Should be fun!

1. To my roommate and best friend, Em - Love you sistah, sorry I missed Friday night.

2. To my best friend, Benny - Coffee on Wednesday, you in or out?

3. To My Dad - Fuck you.

4. To My Mom - Sorry I gave my last fuck to Dad.

5. To My Sister, Livie - I miss you, wish you were here. Maybe Spring break?

6. To My Sister, Elizabeth - I love and miss you so much, thank you for being a bigger screw-up than I am. And I mean that with love. <3

7. To My Ex Boyfriend, Jim - Goddamnit I still miss you.

8. To My Ex Girlfriend, Lilly - Wow. You really are a crazy bitch.

9. To My Teacher - Get your shit together, lady.

10. To Everyone I Love and Care About - I love and care about you.

9/27/14

Cartoon Me!

Hey guys, so my best friend, Em, made a short comic strip about my life before I came out as gay (sigh, yes, I had a girlfriend.) Anyway, I should probably be offended but it's just so flippin' funny! (And kindof true...)

9/6/14

Five Celebrity Crushes

Hi guys! So that thirty day blog challenge....I got busy. I happened to be on holiday when I posted all that junk long ago, now I'm on holiday again. So let's just do some random blog challenges!

Hmmm....Okay, celebrity crushes. Let's see.

5. Colton Haynes

I mean, look at that face. That is the face of a super-good looking, chiseled, angel sent from the heavens.

4. John Krasinski

Okay, so more cute than hot, but still.

3. Ryan McPartlin

Mmmmm...He's yummy. Gotta love that sexy sweater look.

2. Zooey Deschanel

Because if the human race were dying and I was the last male on the planet, she would be the girl I'd chose to repopulate the Earth with. I'm gay as a curly fry (?), but this girl is my type of galpal :)

1. Matthew Bomer

And finally the hottest, most dreamy of them all, Matthew Bomer. He makes me rethink my position on gun control.

Thanks guys! See ya real soon!

6/1/14

Where do I Work?

Surprisingly, I have an unpaid internship at a private investigator agency. Pretty cool! I really want to be a detective someday. Right now at the agency I just file papers and get coffee for people most of the time. But I get to read cases here and there. It's not bad at all. My hope is that they'll let me do more stuff overtime.

5/31/14

How am I like My Ma/Pa?

I am nothing like them. They are verbally abusive, pugnacious, fake, nut-job right wing, conservative Christians who have never had an original thought and cannot even process the concept of evolution. In short I hate their guts. So please, don't ever compare me to them.

Been to any Concerts?!!!

No.

Something I've Been Putting Off

Announcing to both my parents and the blogosphere explicitly that I am, in fact, a homosexual male with a boyfriend (his name is Jim!). So yeah. Half of that, DONE. Also I really need to do laundry and buy milk. I've been really putting that off. And apologizing to my ex-girlfriend. Yeah....

My Bucket List

1. Eat an entire large bucket of chicken wings all by myself.
2. Write a trashy romance novel.
3. Get stalked by the paparazzi.
4. Get married, have kids.
5. Screw my parents somehow.
6. Write a blog.
7. Perform an appendectomy.
8. Botch an appendectomy.
9. Fight lawsuit against botched appendectomy.
10. Confuse a church with an abortion clinic.
11. Become Detective Colm Holmes!

So yeah! Got a lot to do!