I Have The Tiny Chickens...

Sorry if my posts aren't as good lately, guys...I've got the tiny chickens.

If you haven't heard of Tiny Chicken Disease, I will tell you. It is a common syndrome that was discovered by Hank Green a few years ago. It's where you meet a tiny chicken, and that tiny chicken lays eggs in your brain. Those eggs begin to hatch, and then you have baby tiny chickens that bounce up and down on your head, eat your brain matter, and poop out your nose.

The only cure is to wait for the tiny chickens to grow and finally leave your head. They can also be flushed out by lots of fluids.

Do you see that? That is the face of evil.

A Picture That Describes Your Life

Q&A For Colm

There a lot of fun questions that don't really require an entire blog post to answer, so I thought I'd put the answers here. Feel free to ask more questions!

Q: Can you juggle?

A: You know, I used to be able to. I probably still could. I don't think I could ever juggle more than 4 objects though.


Q: Are you religious?

A: It really depends on how you define religion. I'm not associated with any religious affiliation, but I respect those that are. I have a personal philosophy of ethics and morals based on life as I experience it, and I'm a firm believer in equality and treating others the way that you want to be treated. So I may not be "religious" per-se, but I am very passionate and opinionated.


Q: What's your favorite joke?

A: Just watch this.

Q: Where did you grow up?

A: Chicago, Illinois. I actually loved it. Especially the pizza.


Q: Are you a good liar?

A: Yes. Pfffft, hahahahahahahahahaha. XD

Lava Lamps

Question: Have you ever owned a lava lamp?

Answer: Actually yes. I had this cool pink lava lamp that I bought from Target as an impulse buy. Then a few things happened.

1. I discovered that it's so cool looking that you'll be compelled to touch it, and when you do it will burn the fuck out of your hand.

2. My inner stereotypical gay guy that visits maybe once a year stopped by and I realized that despite it looking super cool, it goes with nothing and looks fugly as hell unless you have a black light and Bob Marley poster to go next to it.

3. It went to the Goodwill.

And that, folks, is the story of my lava lamp.

You see, it makes things pink. REALLY pink.

Baby Names

Blog Prompt Question: Have you already thought about baby names?

Answer: NO! But if I had, I think Charisma for a girl and Ethan for a boy are great names. :3

#DontTellMyBoyfriend, #HashtagsDontWorkOnBlogs #OurBabyWillHaveToComeFromAStork

Swallowed Any Unusual Objects?

Blog Prompt: Have you swallowed any unusual objects?

Answer: Yes. I have swallowed: paper, a penny, a key, plastic (sometimes I forget to take it off the food), a scrabble tile, and a button. And I don't know if this counts but I loved to eat glue when I was little. Like seriously, at snack time I would have chips and pour in Elmer's glue when the teacher wasn't looking. It made for great dip.

Don't judge me, blame my parents.

Life Story

Blog Prompt: Tell your life story in 50 words or less.

I grew. Didn’t like parents. Has many sisters. Studied Taekwondo. Sent away for high school. Met friends. Discovered Sherlock. Unpaid internship. Dated Girl. Came out. Dated boy. Ate pizza. Graduated. Nearly died from doing so. Promoted to barely paid intern. At college with same friends. Still nearly dying from college.

That is exactly 50 words. Ha!

If The Phone Rang...

Blog Prompt: If the phone rang right now, who would you want it to be?

Joss Whedon.

20 Facts About Yourself!

More blog challenge stuff! Yay! This blog should just be called to blog of challenges. Anyway!

20 facts about myself: Go!

1. I have blonde hair and blue eyes (Hitler would've loved me had I not been gay).

2. I'm gay and I have a boyfriend now. His name is Henry! :D

3. My best friends are my roommate, my roommates brother, and my roommate's brother's roommate/ roommate's boyfriend, my roommate's brother's girlfriend, and my boyfriend. So Em, Benny, Thayer, Cricket, and Henry. :3

4. I'm a major geek. (Sherlock, Pokemon, Superheroes, LOTR you name it!).

5. My favorite food is ice cream. Specifically anything chocolate and Ben and Jerry's.

6. I've have a blue belt in Taekwondo and a purple belt in Jiu Jitsu and I've also studied Krav Maga and Kenpo.

7. I despise Comcast cable network. And McDonald's.

That's the pink slime people. And it ain't ice cream, trust me.

8. I hate yoga, despite my studies in martial arts and disciplines I cannot stand yoga.

9. I am an equalist and a feminist.

10. I love camping, but I hate camping trips. I like the outdoors part but I hate all the campfire songs, marshmallows, and bringing creature comforts. I like the type of camping that's a challenge where you bring nothing and you go out with one or two close friends.

11. Also about camping, I absolutely despise the Boyscouts of America. Not the actual scouts, but the program in general.

12. I love mail and writing letters.

13. I love math and science and specifically forensics.

14. My signature drink would have to be Port Sherry. It's nice. Martini if I'm out to have fun with friends.

15. I love trains. I much prefer them to any other mode of transportation.

16. Five words to describe me: funny, outgoing, preppy, determined, and snarky.

17. I'm bad at lying.

18. I sing in the shower. Loudly.

19. I prefer jam over honey. Or really just about anything over honey, it's too sweet.

20. If I had an autobiography, it would be called "I didn't write this." 


So there you have it! 20 random facts about the great and wise me!

Ask Me Anything!

I thought I should also put out there that this is sort of an "AMA" blog. I'm pretty open. I don't generally censor myself, so if you have any questions or want advice or whatever, just send it somewhere in the comments. Yep, just an announcement. I know, I hate announcements too, but this is sort of exciting right? You can get info from a geeky college student off of the internet, yay you!

iZombie

Did anyone else see the premiere of iZombie last night? I did, only because the new episode of the Flash was on prior, but still. I didn't hate it. In fact, it was sort of cool. CW makes kind of bad ass shows. I love that they're finally adapting all these great comics into awesome live action TV shows!

Also, finally there's a kick-ass female protagonist that is awesome! I mean, Laurel on Arrow is finally cool, but she never really got to me. They're just lucky that Felicity came along.

But it was about time that there was a female leading the entire show. Well now, the zombie in iZombie is one bad-ass chick that I can totally relate to!

Plus, hot guys! There is always an abundance of hot guys in their shows! That's reason enough to watch the CW. Seriously. Take a look:

A Show That Should Never Have Been Cancelled

Okay, here's a little known British series that was brilliant, humorous, and among other things, cancelled way too early. The series left on a cliffhanger, but it's still worth watching. The writing, the acting, is all fantastic.

 It's about a small-market-town lawyer and how he struggles to care for his friends, family, and continuously doing the right thing, no matter what. It stars Stephen Fry, so there's something. Also, one huge reason I loved it is because one of the main actors, Karl Davies is the most adorable thing I've ever seen.

Seriously. He's yummy.

See, told you so. :P