How am I like My Ma/Pa?

I am nothing like them. They are verbally abusive, pugnacious, fake, nut-job right wing, conservative Christians who have never had an original thought and cannot even process the concept of evolution. In short I hate their guts. So please, don't ever compare me to them.

Been to any Concerts?!!!

No.

Something I've Been Putting Off

Announcing to both my parents and the blogosphere explicitly that I am, in fact, a homosexual male with a boyfriend (his name is Jim!). So yeah. Half of that, DONE. Also I really need to do laundry and buy milk. I've been really putting that off. And apologizing to my ex-girlfriend. Yeah....

My Bucket List

1. Eat an entire large bucket of chicken wings all by myself.
2. Write a trashy romance novel.
3. Get stalked by the paparazzi.
4. Get married, have kids.
5. Screw my parents somehow.
6. Write a blog.
7. Perform an appendectomy.
8. Botch an appendectomy.
9. Fight lawsuit against botched appendectomy.
10. Confuse a church with an abortion clinic.
11. Become Detective Colm Holmes!

So yeah! Got a lot to do!

Share an Old Photo

This is a copyscan of my yearbook photo about 2 years ago. So not that old, but I like the way it looks. The way I copied it, I look like a kid from the sixties. It also kindof looks like a mug shot.

What's Currently in my Office Desk?

Condoms. Condoms and sex toys. Hahahaha no. Um, my desk at home just has some office supplies like books, paper, pens, erasers, a stapler, etc. Sorry. Kindof boring.

Sort of looks like this. Sort of.

My Current Reads

I am currently reading-

Improper English by Katie MacAlister

-Steamy British romance novel. My guilty pleasure.














AND

Buddha by Osamu Tezuka

-8 book early manga about the story of the Buddha 
by the godfather of manga.

My Earliest Memory

"Here's one: it was dark, warm, wet. A sudden burst of light, an intense pressure like I'd never felt before, father dressed in white, pulls me forward, mother bites the cord--"

~Dwight Schrute - The Office

Haha, I don't remember that far back, but my earliest memory is...um...probably when me and my older sister were sitting on the couch watching Blues Clues and she was watching the screen and I sat behind her and tried to stuff all of her hair in my mouth. She screamed and something like that. The couch was sea-foam green. I don't really remember much exactly, just the urge to feel long hair in my mouth. So yeah :D

Something for My Kids to Know

Ugh this is hard. I tried to think of something funny and witty but really, the only things I can think of are serious.

1. Always be yourself.
2. I love you unconditionally.
3. Ever run into an annoying person? Aunt Em will take care of it.

Share: The Best Advice I Ever Got

Hmmmmm....I'm not so good at listening to advice...heh heh.
Here's some advice I got a little while ago from all my best friends. I didn't listen to them, but I really should have.

I was dating this girl Lucy and all my friends noted that she was much more into me than I was into her, and that they thought I liked her more as a friend than a girlfriend. This was true. But of course, I was all like, "Nah, Lucy's great! She's all nice and kind, and I like her. Besides we aren't that serious!" And my roommate and best friend in the world was like, "That bitch be crazy. She wants to marry you. She's so jealous of me because I'm your roommate, she wants to stab me in my sleep." And I was like, "Naaah."

And then, later, Lucy broke up with me because she felt like it was a one-sided relationship. So then I was all like, "I have to get her back! I really like her!" And my friends were like, "No. You don't. Give it up." Again, I didn't listen. So I sat on the couch for a couple hours making crappy sappy love poems to win her back.

In the end, I went to her flat, gave her a speech, we hooked up, and then I realized that I was not into her. And now she has probably made a Voodoo doll me and stabs it with a fork each day. And I felt terrible. See, I should have listened.

My Favorite 5 Blogs

Hmmmm.... I actually don't read that many blogs. Actually, scratch that! What qualifies as a blog???
Let me Google this...

45 Seconds Later...

A blog is - a personal website or web page on which an individual records opinions, links to other sites, etc. on a regular basis.

So then let me just list off my favorite "almost" blogs.

1. Medical News Today
2. Murder Map (Don't judge me)
3. Dear Coquette
4. Hyperbole and a Half
5. Adventurous Kate

Meaning of my Blog Name

"The Antics of Colm." Pretty self-explanatory. My antics = blog for the world to read! Next!

Intro and Recent Photo

Hi my name is Colm McNeil. Here's a recent (and favorite) photo of me.

Blog Challenge

So I recently stumbled upon "blog challenges," like this one:

So I thought, "How many of these could I do in one day?" Let's find out! Engage!