My Bucket List

1. Eat an entire large bucket of chicken wings all by myself.
2. Write a trashy romance novel.
3. Get stalked by the paparazzi.
4. Get married, have kids.
5. Screw my parents somehow.
6. Write a blog.
7. Perform an appendectomy.
8. Botch an appendectomy.
9. Fight lawsuit against botched appendectomy.
10. Confuse a church with an abortion clinic.
11. Become Detective Colm Holmes!

So yeah! Got a lot to do!