Here's some advice I got a little while ago from all my best friends. I didn't listen to them, but I really should have.
I was dating this girl Lucy and all my friends noted that she was much more into me than I was into her, and that they thought I liked her more as a friend than a girlfriend. This was true. But of course, I was all like, "Nah, Lucy's great! She's all nice and kind, and I like her. Besides we aren't that serious!" And my roommate and best friend in the world was like, "That bitch be crazy. She wants to marry you. She's so jealous of me because I'm your roommate, she wants to stab me in my sleep." And I was like, "Naaah."
And then, later, Lucy broke up with me because she felt like it was a one-sided relationship. So then I was all like, "I have to get her back! I really like her!" And my friends were like, "No. You don't. Give it up." Again, I didn't listen. So I sat on the couch for a couple hours making crappy sappy love poems to win her back.
In the end, I went to her flat, gave her a speech, we hooked up, and then I realized that I was not into her. And now she has probably made a Voodoo doll me and stabs it with a fork each day. And I felt terrible. See, I should have listened.
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