My Earliest Memory

"Here's one: it was dark, warm, wet. A sudden burst of light, an intense pressure like I'd never felt before, father dressed in white, pulls me forward, mother bites the cord--"

~Dwight Schrute - The Office

Haha, I don't remember that far back, but my earliest memory is...um...probably when me and my older sister were sitting on the couch watching Blues Clues and she was watching the screen and I sat behind her and tried to stuff all of her hair in my mouth. She screamed and something like that. The couch was sea-foam green. I don't really remember much exactly, just the urge to feel long hair in my mouth. So yeah :D