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3/27/15

I Have The Tiny Chickens...

Sorry if my posts aren't as good lately, guys...I've got the tiny chickens.

If you haven't heard of Tiny Chicken Disease, I will tell you. It is a common syndrome that was discovered by Hank Green a few years ago. It's where you meet a tiny chicken, and that tiny chicken lays eggs in your brain. Those eggs begin to hatch, and then you have baby tiny chickens that bounce up and down on your head, eat your brain matter, and poop out your nose.

The only cure is to wait for the tiny chickens to grow and finally leave your head. They can also be flushed out by lots of fluids.

Do you see that? That is the face of evil.

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